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    <name>7 AM, the cars come</name>
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    <title>This Day In History: soberloki!</title>
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    <title>*whiiiiiiine*</title>
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    <title>Writer's Block: Choose a Power</title>
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    <title>You knew I'd do it eventually.</title>
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    <title>Whoa, huge meme quiz dealio.</title>
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    <title>Writer's Block: LJ Comments</title>
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    <title>Greyhound is my limo service.</title>
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    <title>OMFG, this is absolutely wonderful!</title>
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    <title>*snicker*</title>
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    <title>You know you love it.</title>
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    <title>Very dopey right now.</title>
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    <title>I'm still a little puzzled, but it was entertaining.</title>
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    <title>Up just long enough to be amused by my flist, and then back to bed.</title>
    <published>2008-06-11T20:26:18Z</published>
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    <title>Zombies in the Mall?</title>
    <published>2008-06-10T14:57:26Z</published>
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    <title>OMFG I SURVIVED. Just kidding.  ; )</title>
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    <title>Because I'm in loooooove with the muuuuuusiiic</title>
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    <title>Hmm.</title>
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    <title>...</title>
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    <title>Forgot the milk.</title>
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    <title>Safeway is a hazardous place. I've gotta start shopping at Superstore.</title>
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    <title>In which I reveal the sullen depths of my utter dorkitude:</title>
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    <title>WTF - it wakes me up early.</title>
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    <title>Couldn't go right back to sleep, but I'm going now...</title>
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    <title>True Geeky Types</title>
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    <title>I shouldn't be allowed out unsupervised when I'm this tired.</title>
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