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| User: | soberloki (3543436)
I will not eat spider plants and hallucinate behind the toilet. If I bite the cactus, it will bite back.
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| Name: | 7 AM, the cars come |
Text Message: | Send soberloki a text message on his/her cellphone/pager. |
| Website: | Loki Wrote - Harry Potter Fanfiction |
| Location: | Surrey, British Columbia, Canada |
| Birthdate: | 1973-08-24 |
| E-mail: | | soberloki | @ | livejournal.com |
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| AOL IM: | onemoresoberloki (Add Buddy, Send Message) |
| ICQ UIN: | 345502105 (User Profile) |
| Yahoo! ID: | thesoberloki (Add User, Send Message) |
| Skype: | soberloki |
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| Bio: |

 pseudomonas me scripsit anno 2005

I'm not that fascinating. I travelled in the U.S. for a while (I'm Canadian), thumbing rides or hopping trains or panhandling for Greyhound fare, worked weird jobs, learned not to throw mashed potatoes in Nevada, dated the wrong people, already knew to leave after he hits the first time (and DID, I'm nobody's punching-bag), wrote on-the-spot poems for tourists in L.A. to make money, hassled food vendors until they fed me to go away, and remained steadily prissy about drugs and prostitution - not for me.And now I live in Surrey, volunteer for a cat shelter, and write in my very own LJ. I also work in New Westminster, as a telephone operator for a private service, paging plumbers and doctors and so forth, frequently on the graveyard shift. Yay nocturnalism! So. As I said: I'm not that fascinating. But I have this really cool cat called Gord, and he is fascinating.
Oh yeah, I'm fond of writing silly things about Potterverse characters, and I have the results of my impulses in this journal: loki_wrote. Go 'head. Some of it is even sort of good.

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| Memories: | 902 entries |
| Pictures: | over 10 public |
| Interests: | 139: aang/zuko, alan rickman, anime, anime music videos, art, avatar, blackadder, blades, books, boysecks, boysex, broadway, broots, buffy the vampire slayer, cake is a lie, cats, chocolate, cillian murphy, classic movies, comedy, creative writing, csi, csi las vegas, dark-fic, details, diet pepsi, drabbles, draco malfoy, draco/neville, draco/ron, dragons, dvds, e. e. cummings, ebay, editing, elijah wood, eyeliner, fandom, fanfic, fanfiction, feminine boys, feminine men, fiction, flcl, fujimi orchestra, gamecube, garage sales, gay porn, gen, george eads, george weasley, good walking shoes, good writing, hair dye, hard sf, harry potter, harry potter fanfiction, harry potter slash, harry/snape, henry rollins, horror, hot git-on-brat action, hurt/comfort, jake gyllenhaal, jared, jarod, john constantine, john cusack, kink, laughing, los angeles, macintosh computers, mangas, mindless self indulgence, monty python, movies, mp3s, museums, music, musicals, new york, nick cave, ninth wonders, orange, overcoming social ineptitude, palmer_kun, peter pan, photography, plot, poetry, pretty boys, pretty men, puzzles, ravenclaw, reading, red dwarf, restraint, rock, romance, rowan atkinson, sarcasm, satire, sci fi, severus snape, severus snape/george weasley, sex, silliness, singing, slash, slash fanfiction, slytherin, smut, smutfic, snark, snark with snarky sprinkles, snarry, sokka/zuko, spelling, surrealism, swords, tattoos, the pretender, thrift shops, tigers, tom waits, totally weird subjects, ugly betty, unconventional pairings, vancouver, vincent d'onofrio, volunteering, william butler yeats, wit, working the phones, writing, yaoi, yaoi anime, yard sales, zukka |
| Schools: | Central Elementary - Campbell River, BC, Canada (1978 - 1985)
Cedar Elementary - Campbell River, BC, Canada (1980 - 1981)
Pinecrest Elementary - Campbell River, BC, Canada (1985 - 1986)
Carihi Secondary - Campbell River, BC, Canada (1986 - 1991)
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry - Hogsmeade, Scotland - Highland, United Kingdom (1993 - 2001)
Sunnydale High School - Sunnydale, CA (1998 - 2003)
Vancouver Community College - Vancouver, BC, Canada (2002)
C D I College - Surrey, BC, Canada (2004 - 2005)
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| Friends: |  | 135: | _barnstormer, accio_draco, acidquill, active_apathy, aestheticenigma, ali_wildgoose, alisanne, aliwilgus, all_knowing, alyssalina, anal_cram_ink, aprettybinding, arachne002, bearscanfly, beau_wolff, benchilada, beren_writes, bogeygirl, bohemianspirit, bookshop, cactuswren, cadhla, catmcroy, cavalorn, celandineb, circe_tigana, cleolinda, copperbadge, crevette, cryptid, dacro, darsynia, dashing, deartomfelton, deecaffeinated, dramedy, dreamblossom, dripping_cherry, ellid, emoboygenius, englishmuffin2, enne_de_paix, fandom_me, fantasygoat, fatale, february_sea, felaine, femmequixotic, florahart, froggymcgee, funny_name_here, g_solis, gina94984, glindalicious, golden_purple18, gutter_monkey, happiestwhen, i_speak_ginese, iconzicons, insafemode, itshardtosay, iulia_linnea, jamie2109, jeribearrn, jimbutcher, katfusion, katfusion.insanejournal.com, kawaii_not, lalejandra, laurenmitchell, lillyflowers, liz_marcs, lizardspots, lovely_slyth, madebycaryn, maggiebloome, 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| Mutual Friends: | 80: _barnstormer, accio_draco, acidquill, aestheticenigma, alisanne, aliwilgus, all_knowing, alyssalina, anal_cram_ink, aprettybinding, arachne002, beau_wolff, beren_writes, bogeygirl, bookshop, catmcroy, dacro, darsynia, deartomfelton, deecaffeinated, dramedy, dreamblossom, dripping_cherry, enne_de_paix, fandom_me, florahart, froggymcgee, funny_name_here, g_solis, gina94984, glindalicious, golden_purple18, i_speak_ginese, insafemode, itshardtosay, iulia_linnea, jamie2109, jeribearrn, katfusion, katfusion.insanejournal.com, laurenmitchell, lillyflowers, liz_marcs, lovely_slyth, maggiebloome, mayflo, melusinahp, moonglow_girl, nenyaentwhistle, nomeremuggle, orpeche, palmer_kun, peanutismint, pogrebin, prolixnebula, radarschmadar, robotgobot, rurounihime, sabotabby, shanejayell, soberloki, somedame, spacewolfcub, staar_angel, storger, terminaldogma, the_funmonkey, therealslimloki, thermidor, toob, trina3, tytal, usekh, welcome_to, whobunkyboo, wyrdling, xiphias, xylodemon, yithian, zoethe |
| Also Friend of: | 2: gavvie69, triplemare |
| Member of: | 196: 100wizards, 10_cliche_fics, 10_what_ifs, 15minuteficlets, 1fandom, 1sentence, 30minutefics, 50timesimetyou, 5_nevers, _stupidpeople_, all_macros, alohomorare, anchor_macros, angryletters, antitheism, atheism, atheist, atla_rule34, awdt, awright_gay, baaaaabyanimals, bad_service, blackcats, booksellers, bottomsnape, boy_who_shipped, buyers_beware, canadaeh, canonrants, cat_adoration, cat_lovers, cat_macros, catcontainer, cats_with_claws, caturday, cels_fic_haven, co_workers_suck, corkart, coworkers_suck, crack_broom, cranky_editors, customer_wtfs, customers_rock, customers_suck, customerssuck, dear_stupid, dethdethdeth, dh_epilogue100, disfigureddraco, do_me_profsnape, draco100, draco_and_luna, fandom_counts, fanficbunnies, fanficrants, fictionrants, fill_in_hbp, found_magazine, frivolousphotos, frontdesk_drama, genfic_hogwarts, getofflj, glockart, graphicalrum, graycatclub, gwyll_junk, harry100, helpers, holiday_wishes, holidaycards, hp100, hp500, hp_ass100, hp_bitextual, hp_britglish, hp_fairytales, hp_fanfiction, hp_for_grownups, hp_funnyfest, hp_genderswitch, hp_oneshot, hp_plotbunnies, hp_quince, hp_shipless, hp_sick, hp_slash, hp_spotlighting, hp_springsmut, hp_summersmut, hp_writersguild, hpchar100, hpstoryfinders, i_noticed, iconnery, iconomicon, irks_me, ithurtsmybrain, iwonderwhat, just_fuck_off, kinda_lush, kittypix, kittyvids, library_mofo, little_details, livequotes, lizardartses, ljdq, ljgenie, loki_wrote, lol_cats, lol_catz, lolfirefly, lolpotters, m15m, malfoy100, maltreatment, meerkats, metaicons, metaquotes, minorhp100, mock_the_stupid, model_perfect, moronsarefunny, neville100, nice_to_snape, note_to_cat, notshoppedicons, obscure_snarry, ohnotheydidnt, omg_too_soon, onedeadbunny, paidmembers, pamphlolz, parent_failures, parental_suck, peoplesuck101, perposterice, pornandkittens, pornish_pixies, potter100, potter_recs, pretender100, pretenderfic, profanements, queer_rage, quirkyhpshorts, rabbitholeday, rahly_furverted, randompictures, rarepair_shorts, retail_is_hell, rocksfall_hp, runintothetrees, shoplifter_suck, sl_27, snape100, snape_after_dh, snape_potter, snarkyvancouver, snarry100, snarry_games, snarry_library, snarry_meetup, snarryficfind, spacecadets, splodefromcute, ssave, storieswithpics, stupidcallers, stupidpetowners, sufferingsev, switching_spell, techsupport, the_ass_ship, the_color_wheel, the_pretender, thematic_hp, triatha_ron, tws_support, useless_facts, userpicks, van_passports, vancouver, vancouver_eats, vintage_ads, what_the_hp, whatsitcalled, wizard_trauma, workangst, writers_orgasm, wtf_catmacros, wtf_inc, wtf_omgz, wtf_review, wtffanfiction, zit_fetish |
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