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I will not eat spider plants and hallucinate behind the toilet.

If I bite the cactus, it will bite back.

This journal may contain adult concepts.

Created on 2004-06-19 20:42:05 (#3543436), last updated 2009-07-06

3,371 comments received, 8,566 comments posted

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Name:Diaz
Birthdate:1973-08-24
Location:Surrey, British Columbia, Canada
Website:Loki Wrote - Harry Potter Fanfiction

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I'm not that fascinating. I travelled in the U.S. for a while (I'm Canadian), thumbing rides or hopping trains or panhandling for Greyhound fare, worked weird jobs, learned not to throw mashed potatoes in Nevada, dated the wrong people, already knew to leave after he hits the first time (and DID, I'm nobody's punching-bag), wrote on-the-spot poems for tourists in L.A. to make money, hassled food vendors until they fed me to go away, and remained steadily prissy about drugs and prostitution - not for me.

And now I live in Surrey, work for an answering service, and write in my very own LJ.

So. As I said: I'm not that fascinating. But I have a really cool cat called Arlo, and he is quite interesting.

Oh yeah, I'm fond of writing silly things about Potterverse characters, and I have the results of my impulses in this journal: [info]loki_wrote. Go 'head. Some of it is even sort of good.




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adult swim, alan rickman, barking spiders, beads on wires, blackadder, blades, books, buffy the vampire slayer, cake is a lie, cats, chocolate, classic movies, comedy, creative writing, csi las vegas, diet pepsi, doctor who, douglas adams, drabbles, dragons, dudesex huh, dvds, e. e. cummings, editing, eyeliner, fandom, fanfic, fanfiction, feminine boys, feminine men, fiction, firefly, flcl, fomenting internet rowdiness, freaking the mundanes, games, gaming, garage sales, gay porn, glass beads, good walking shoes, good writing, hard sf, harry potter, harry potter fanfiction, harry potter slash, harry/snape, horror, hot git-on-brat action, hurt/comfort, ianto jones, in-jokes, john constantine, kink, laughing, macintosh computers, maptool, margaret atwood, marvin the martian, mindless self indulgence, monty python, movies, mp3s, museums, music, musicals, my pretend dad rickman, nick cave, ninth wonders, no more tears, noodles, orange, overcoming social ineptitude, palmer_kun, peter pan, plot, pretty boys, pretty men, pro-choice, ps3, puzzles, queer, rabbit hole day, ravenclaw, reading, red dwarf, restraint, rock, romance, rowan atkinson, sarcasm, satire, sci fi, sci-fi, semiprecious stones, severus snape, severus snape/george weasley, sex, sexy underwear, silliness, silver jewelry, slash, slash fanfiction, smut, smutfic, snark, snark with snarky sprinkles, sneaky sneaky gator boy, socks, spelling, star trek, steampunk, surrealism, swords, tabletop gaming, tattoos, terry pratchett, the gay, thrift shops, time travel, toby daye, tom waits, torchwood, totally weird subjects, unconventional pairings, vancouver, video games, vincent d'onofrio, volunteering, walter reed, wii, william butler yeats, wit, worf's massive penis, working the phones, xbmc, xbox 360, yard sales

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Schools:

Central Elementary - Campbell River, BC, Canada (1978 - 1985)
Cedar Elementary - Campbell River, BC, Canada (1980 - 1981)
Pinecrest Elementary - Campbell River, BC, Canada (1985 - 1986)
Carihi Secondary - Campbell River, BC, Canada (1986 - 1991)
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry - Hogsmeade, Scotland - Highland, United Kingdom (1993 - 2001)
Sunnydale High School - Sunnydale, CA (1998 - 2003)
Vancouver Community College - Vancouver, BC, Canada (2002)
C D I College - Surrey, BC, Canada (2004 - 2005)
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